Bad news first.
Bad news is: our housing situation has not been worked out yet.
Good news is: the military pays for our hotel costs until we move into our new place!
So...honeymoon extended! Andrew was given 9 days leave to work out our housing situation and it sounds very promising that there will be a two-bedroom apartment available for us immediately this week after lots of paperwork.
Until then we're stopping at every fast food joint in Kitsap County and renting every movie from the Redbox around the corner.